The Computer Swallowed Grandma
  The
  computer
  swallowed
  grandma.
  
  
  Yes,
  honestly
  its
  true!
  
  
  She
  pressed
  ‘Control’
  and
  ‘Enter’
  
  
  And
  disappeared
  from
  view.
  
  It
  devoured
  her
  completely,
  
  
  The
  thought
  just
  makes
  me
  squirm.
  
  
  She
  must
  have
  caught
  a
  virus
  
  
  Or
  been
  eaten
  by
  a
  worm.
  
  I’ve
  searched
  through
  the
  recycle
  bin
  
  
  And
  files
  of
  every
  kind;
  
  
  I’ve
  even
  used
  the
  Internet,
  
  
  But
  nothing
  did
  I
  find.
  
  In
  desperation,
  I
  asked
  Jeeves
  
  
  My
  searches
  to
  refine.
  
  
  The
  reply
  from
  him
  was
  negative,
  
  
  Not
  a
  thing
  was
  found
  ‘Online’.
  
  So,
  if
  inside
  your
  ‘Inbox’,
  
  
  My
  Grandma
  you
  should
  see,
  
  
  Please
  ‘Copy’,
  ‘Scan’
  and
  ‘Paste’
  her
  
  
  In
  an
  email
  back
  to
  me.
  
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